The Arrival

The guidlines and requirements for those who wish to visit Megan's cabin- specifically, the protocols that must be followed during the time leading up to and during the arrival to the cabin.

Note: This is an EXACT transcript of the original, as requested by one of the authors. All spelling and grammar errors and seemingly random and unexplained passages are 100% authentic and unalterable property of Megan and Meticulous. 

-The party will board a private jet to Peoli, where a company of white stallions will be waiting (plus off-white hourse #16 from Holiday World carousel.)

        -In caseof severe weather, the hourses will be sheltered by a trojan bunny, which will be the company's mode of transportation until weather clears. The driver will be specified when needed.)

-The company will be dressed in the following:

   -Red silk capes exactly 9 1/2 ft long, 4 1/2 wide.

   -Feathered hats (feathers can be of any color, must be 1 1/2 ft long. or l(onger.

   -Black knee-high riding boots.

   -No exceptions will be made to this particular dress code, however, extra exceptions can be made; such as :

     -Kilts

     -Epic Costumes

     -Premade hats  

     -jewlery

     -clothes
-After arrival to Peoli, company will mount stallions or board trojan bunny and then proceed to Ohio River docking station, where they will board a motor barge for river transportation.

       -As the procession approches the dock, flowers must be gathered to present to Megan upon arrival.

              -The company must also have at least two flag bearers, at least one bugle player, drunmers, and, if possible, 1 bagpipe player. A fanfair will be played throughout transportation. (Including plane rid)e. 

-Upon arrival to cabin, procession will play an entricate arrival fanfare in front yard while throwing stale muffins at window until Megan is presented. Megan will then revieve flowers and invite company in for shortbread and tea. Cake will be presented at a later time.

-During travel, if any of the company spots a bird, he or she must yell "HAWK" regardless of the bird's true species.

-Failure to perform any of these requirements will result in the denial of cake.